Why? They don’t seem to work. 

You can chose any colour you want and even turn it off.

This right here is why people don’t talk about mental issues. Some dipshit is going to equate it to intelligence. Look, your body sometimes reacts to outside stimuli in less than productive means. Yet if your brain does so, people want to think it’s because you’re ‘not smart’. You can’t ‘think’ your way out of an…

There may be something to this. I flew internationally last year, and that experience is relatively good compared to the bare bones of domestic flights. Seemingly little things like movies, snacks, and meals, make the experience feel less dodgy. 

Funny, only one of the people (Davey) identified my issue - being strapped in a can I can’t escape.  I don’t worry about the plane crashing.  Flying is the safest form of travel.  I worry that I can’t escape the thing if I want to.  It creates totally illogical and pointless let extremely real panic.

Maybe because you’ve flown recently. While air travel is probably just as safe as it’s always been. It’s always been a loud, stressful way to travel and airlines have only been making your time in the plane more and more uncomfortable by cutting back on your space and the little creature comforts that used to make…

We also found that by seating customers close together months later they requested an additional place for a baby seat so we provided one.

Apparently they can’t even sell them new for a million. I’m not sure that bodes well for value retention 5 years down the line.

For less than a million, I could retire to Costa Rica for 20 years and have a rickshaw at my beck and call.

For less than a million I can have a McLaren and a GTR Alpha 16.

How’d he go 27 hours without playing Lacrosse? 

That’s Berkeley Chadwick VI to you, peasant

I would expect Berkeley Chadwick to be driving no less than an AMG Merc. Bonus points to his parents being the titled party. 

BITCH BITCH BITCH

If we properly educated American drivers about lane etiquette and, well, driving, there’s no reason our interstate highways couldn’t be a fast as the German Autobahn. They’re designed for aircraft landings and troop transport, after all.

Who is going to sit highest on their horse?

They waited until after the statutory limits have expired?

If only there were places for people to have fun driving their cars really fast that didn’t seriously endanger unwitting civilians on public roads. IF ONLY.

I feel like people (including apparently Corddry) often forget that the original Top Gear was very heavily scripted, and I think even won awards for its writing. But it was helped by the fact that the three hosts were writers, and had a heavy hand in writing in their own pieces, instead of just reading someone else’s…

Thank you. People are either too easily impressed or not impressed enough