I am so surprised and glad to see a red carpet with people of all ages. The movie will be terrible (I love AbFab and let’s face it, it’s a terrible show and so the movie will be just as bad or worse and I don’t care a single bit). And all of it gives me life.

This is random and unrelated but I have to say, I love your brain right now.

I never had e. coli but I had bad stomach flus and the upside is losing weight without any effort whatsoever. So cookie dough + possibility of shedding 3 lbs makes the potential diarrhea worth it.

Fuck that noise. Raw dough and batter forever.

LOL. It happens a lot... My friend and her husband are still together tho.

I never understood that sentence form a grammatical point of view. If you share “A” birthday doesn’t that mean you have other birthdays?

I have a friend who caught her husband sexting with a friend because all the conversations were saved on their shared icloud. She told him “I’m not sure if I should dump you for cheating or for being so stupid”. This reminds me of that.

Tons of them.

Plenty of people use coke responsibly. They are the ones you don’t suspect because of that very reason.

3 deaths since 2002. Lawsuits and a massive recall ensues. Yup, that’s America alright. The country where people are ok with a ratio of 5 guns per capita and no universal health care but somehow freak out about the unavoidable, rare risks of owning furniture.

That’s basic physics. Grown ups know now to over fill dressers because they tip. Also, don’t open all the drawers at the same time?

Furniture kills people no matter what. Six deaths since 1989 is hardly neww IMO. A los more people die falling in the shower. Risk is part of life. And we have a pretty low-risk environment as it is. Maybe some people should buy inflatable everything to avoid danger. Although I’m sure a new cause of death would soon…

But that’s true with all dressers... I mean, it;s a pretty well known fact of life no?

All dressers can tip. It’s physics. Even very heavy ones.

Let me guess... In 5 months he will marry another 26 year old. I’m feeling really fucking salty about these men who constantly have girlfriends/wives in their 20's and 30's. Fuck them. Fuck their shit. Learn to gro old with someone, you wrinkled sacks of shit.

“And John Mayer’s reputation was well known, so she doesn’t get to hide behind that.” Really? Being that she was all of a year out of high school, he was in his 30's. That is a pretty big power dynamic there.

She is an ESFP. Extroverted, living in the present, lack in intuition, lack of future planing, overly sharing, impulsive, always looking for “something else”. Pretty awesome people, great friends. But self destructive too. Clearly after her 5 years of oversharing, she hired a PR team to handle shit for her. Smart move…

She is sort of a messy girl. Remember because her PR machine? Dating everyone, talking about it, crying publicly, etc. I think she reached a level of wealth where she probably decided it makes more sense to let a PR team handle her public persona. Kind of like Adele with her drink twitter rants. I wish I would have a…

I can’t believe I’m well over 30 and commenting on this... BUT. If you look at her lyrics, she is actually not a woman who sees herself as a victim. Many of her songs do show the mind of a woman who is attracted to the power dynamics in the bad boy/good girl relationship and takes full ownership of that. Her earlier…

She was not in that video.