... or unless they want to print out official records to file them... or get forms they need to fill out for their doctor... or buy tickets and don’t want to rely on their phone battery lasting... or ever need to print anything else.

Most people didn’t* need access to a home printer.

Not sure about you, but if I take a week off, I pay dearly for doing so in the amount of emails that I come back to. If I took 3-4 weeks off, I’d need to know that I get to hit the reset button when I come back.  

Trying to justify why you aren’t meeting expectations at work is always a losing battle.

The only person in the entire world who will have heard of them all will be Alan Moore.

Bruce’s “origin story” insofar as him becoming the Hulk doesn’t happen when he’s 10.

Relax. They’re cousins. Meeting Bruce before he was the Hulk would be part of her origin.

All of Moore’s acting choices and dialogue will be a pastiche of various actors who have been dead for 100 years.

I love this one so much I actually wish I had children so I could force them to go out in it.  I’d dress as a Colonial Marine of course.

That’s a horror movie scene.

Fuck you! My daughter was the cutest skunk ever. She picked the came up with the idea for it and all. She loves skunks.

Yeah. At least the cast seemed to have a good time making them.

He knew from the very beginning how dangerous this was, and how easily it spreads.

After the Jamie Foxx news, I am prepared for absolutely anything with Dr. Strange 2.

I’m sure we’ll be hearing from people who think they are on the moral high ground saying, “Nobody deserves this”.

How did Melania get it? She’s been social distancing for years. Something tells me this is a ruse to avoid the upcoming debates.

My initial reaction is A. It’s a con. I’d bet cash money that he isn’t infected. Claiming he has COVID will allow him to avoid any further debates and, he hopes, will gain him some sympathy votes and show him as a big, strong leader man when he “recovers”.

This is the first time Melania has been positive around Trump in a long long time.

On the one hand I’m doing the Jeremiah Johnson GIF, and then I think about how this is another scam. He doesn’t have it, he just doesn’t want to do anymore debates if they make play by the rules so he’s going to just “quit while he’s ahead”.. Play the sympathy card from his base... Fighting bravely! The bravest! And…

Just a bit of American political trivia...