Wait a sec... FIVE BUCKS A MONTH FOR AN ALARM APP?!??!?

I hate to break it to ya, doc, but you aren’t nearly as funny as you think you are.

Joking aside, I think it’s literally ALL THE PRIESTS... They’re all trained, just not necessarily authorized to conduct exorcisms...

I let them scavenge for the Cheerios they threw on the floor at breakfast.  If they can beat the dog to them, they can have them

I don’t need these clues. Mrs Snowdog tells me I’m an asshole all the time.

Again, usually there’s something driving that decision -- some controversy, unpopular policy change, ... something.  It’s weird to get an out-of-the-blue “hey, that service that works great for everyone? Here are some replacements that don’t work quite as well” article.

Get Daniel Day Lewis out of retirement. He’d cut his own feet off for the role...

Yep, the article missed the most important detail... Why should I want to abandon Goodreads?

I have it on good sources that this is the source material for Batman: MIAMI.  Damn, Bruce looks good as a blonde.

Microsoft wouldn’t lose that case if it happened today. Windows still dominates, but consumers overwhelmingly have choice.

That’s why I’m very clear in my discussions. If I think someone’s too dumb to follow along, I use smaller words and simpler grammar.

FUUUU.... Doesn’t he know any other goddamned song to play to his overly-long, drawn-out, slo-mo garbage?

Yeah. No. Exercise some self control, man! It’s not like James put a spoiler in the title of the post! If you don’t want it spoiled, don’t read the damned article. Or read it; nobody cares. Just. Don’t. Fukken. Whine. About. It.

That may be the greatest movie poster of all time.

What’s amazing about that is it tells you absolutely nothing about the movie at all, yet it still makes you want to drop everything and go see it.

I buy frozen chopped onion and frozen peppers & onions all the time. They keep for ever in the freezer, they’re ready to go into the cook pot immediately whenever you need them, and your hands don’t smell like onions when you’re done using them.

They could, but why would they when people are paying what they’re asking?

You’re a saint for putting up with him.

Dude forgets the most important thing... When is the task due?

I see that all the time with my sons and the youth I work with in Boy Scouts (not to mention many of their parents).  I ask them “If you can only finish ONE THING today, what should it be?” and get deer-in-the-headlight stares.