HAHAHA THIS IS KIND OF GREAT.

OH MY GOD YOU CAME BACK, WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH. How are the vegetables treating you?

IT IS GOING OKAY. I WATCH A LOT OF TV AND CRY ABOUT HOW HARD LAW SCHOOL IS. IT'S OKAY.

WHAT WHY NOT. I am on episode 5 of season 2 and urgggghhhhhh so gooooooood.

I just wanna wrap Will Graham in a snuggie and give him a hot chocolate to drink while I brush his hair.

ALSO SCANDAL.

UPDATE ME ON YOUR LIVES AND TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HANNIBAL.

SORRY.

I'm out of order? You're out of order! This whole catroom's out of order! (for the purposes of this comment, I think Al Pacino and Robert De Niro are the same person, and am unaware that this is based around a misquote anyway JUST GO WITH IT OKAY YOU GUYS I NEED THIS.)

He got them to do the tattoo facing towards him, so he could read it. Amazing. Also Matty was v mature in that final scene you guys! Proud of him! Very funny start to the new season. Also, does the show look more polished to anyone else? Definitely a bigger budget and nicer sets this year.

*shakes fist at internet*

Why does this keep happening?!

Phillip.

yea! It's weird!

no u r.

Also happy birthday.

Oh my god your name is a mash-up of the last names of two of my law professors and now I'm traumatised for some reason.

I kind of thought that Ted was gonna go to Robots v. Wrestlers and fight a robot and the mother would be there and then she would recognise him at the wedding, because remember that the mother is pretty into robots? She paint pictures of robots doing things, right? But then the episode decided to make me cry instead,…

But she was in a 300-level economics class in like season 4 or 5, right? When Ted taught his first architecture class? So she should be a grad by now.

I'M VERY UPSET ABOUT THIS.