NO, MY FUTURE BFF JENNA LOUISE COLEMAN WILL MAKE IT GREAT.

I straightened it but IT IS RAINING AND I HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO CHURCH WITH MY GRANDPARENTS, EGAD.

One year, for Christmas, I got a bike. And for my birthday, AIR FOR THE TYRES. YOU CAN'T GIVE AIR.

ARGGGGGHHHHHHH.

DAMN I ALREADY REPLIED TO THIS BUT IT DIDN'T LOAD, DISQUS!!!! What I said was, I miss talking to you, and I really need to swing by tinychat sometime and we can have more weird intense conversations.

WAIT YOU MEAN TEACUP PIGS AREN'T REAL, WHAT.

They could just play the show at Christmastime at some point please.

Whoops apparently this came out yesterday and I missed it but WHATEVER YOU GUYS, IT WAS CUTE AND I WAS EXCITED BY IT.

SNEAK PEAK AT THE COMMUNITY CHRISTMAS EPISODE, GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS: http://tvline.com/2012/12/2…

I'm very sad that there isn't a Gravity Falls Christmas episode yet :(

YES WE DO!

So….tiny….so…underwhelmed.

FUCK EVERYTHING, YOU GUYS. FUCK EVERYTHING.

CONGRATULATIONSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! http://assets.sbnation.com/…

HAPPY ENDINGS, NO-HO-HO.

Yea, for a movie that really didn't need to exist, Peter Jackson found a way to make his pointless timewasting interesting, fun and at least a little bit cohesive.

(ALSO IT'S MY BIRTHDAY IN 14 HOURS AND 25 MINUTES IN THIS TIMEZONE, JUST FYI.)

UKTV in New Zealand is playing the best stories of EVERY Doctor Who incarnation on Saturday afternoons starting from January and going until Novemeber! BUT! I DON' HAVE UKTV AND NOW I AM CRYING.

CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND INTERIOR DESIGN. Or Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. or Remedial Chaos Theory.

If you're not going to give Fringe a break, Fox, how do you ever expect me to catch up on it?! What do I look like, some kind of ANIMAL with BOUNDLESS energy and time to watch TV as it airs? NO, I HAVE FAR MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO, like tweeting and searching my bedroom for whatever is making that smell!