I like jewlery but I haaaate wearing it. When I wear dangly earrings I feel like they're gradually tearing my ears away from my skull with their weight, and when I wear bracelets or necklaces I fiddle with them ENDLESSLY and then the skin under them gets kind of sore and irritated from all the touching. And DO NOT…

a) Your fist will be made of plutonium. b) You can take your pick of two concubines from the Communist photo album. c) I can make no promises about potential plots against you from The Guest, who may well be a Bolshevik.

Actually we definitely need to elect a representative to collect the award for us when we win the Webby for Best Comment Section. That's a thing, right?

That sounds kind of monarchist and I do not approve.

*Switches to Team Abu Nazir on Homeland because America obviously deserves to die now*

Heeeeeey guys. I was rereading the comments on our Great Job Internet! because I am procrastinating the shit out of this essay, when I came across a comment from @Scrawler2:disqus jokingly saying that we should have our own version of the Presidential debates when they roll around. WHICH THEY HAVE. So would anybody…

Your country is terrible.

Your country is terrible.

OH MY GOD. That sounds very dramatic and irritating. But yay Irish employment laws!!!

You're unemployed?! By choice or no? Whatever, sounds like you're making the most of it. Good luck!

That's super interesting, I didn't know that! Thanks. I guess that makes sense, wikileaks etc.

That's super interesting, I didn't know that! Thanks. I guess that makes sense, wikileaks etc.

Hi Capt! *weeps a little bit because you are leaving.* But it sounds like things are going well, and I'm very happy for you, whatever those things are. I hope they involve to the touching of boobs at some point, because I am v considerate like that. Good luck!

Argh it makes me so angry to think people like that asshole kid at Dana's school actually exist. How can you be so dumb and arrogant  that you think you can reduce an entire race (or two) to a couple of ridiculous generalisations that portray them as basically evil? I don't think I've ever interacted with somebody who…

Argh it makes me so angry to think people like that asshole kid at Dana's school actually exist. How can you be so dumb and arrogant  that you think you can reduce an entire race (or two) to a couple of ridiculous generalisations that portray them as basically evil? I don't think I've ever interacted with somebody who…

Was there something last season about someone in the office being a mole that was never resolved? I feel like we have previous reasons to maybe suspect him but I honestly I can't remember at all.

Was there something last season about someone in the office being a mole that was never resolved? I feel like we have previous reasons to maybe suspect him but I honestly I can't remember at all.

I was kind of thinking it might be something like with Gwen in Torchwood looking identical to her ancestor from the Dickens episode (I think it was the Dickens episode?), rather than them being the same person. But that sounds far too simplistic and silly, there must be something else going on. I just have no idea…

I was kind of thinking it might be something like with Gwen in Torchwood looking identical to her ancestor from the Dickens episode (I think it was the Dickens episode?), rather than them being the same person. But that sounds far too simplistic and silly, there must be something else going on. I just have no idea…

SO, WE SAW A BASICALLY NON-EXISTENT TRAILER FOR THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. Anybody kind of hoping Clara Oswin turns out to be a completely different sort of person from the Oswin Oswald we already met? Just to show that Moffat actually does know how to write a more diverse type of female character. I doubt it though.