OH MY GOD YOU GUYS OH MY GOD. I am 37 minutes away from getting to see it. AND I ALREADY FEEL LIKE CRYING.

THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY PEOPLE AREN'T WATCHING IT.

TELL ME WHAT A NO HITTER IS, OCCAMS.

Did you see the ratings roundup about NBC's comedies? PEOPLE OF AMERICA. THERE IS A MONKEY WEARING CLOTHES ON ANIMAL PRACTICE. WHY ARE YOU NOT WATCHING THAT.

WHAT ABOUT SYMPHONY OF ILLUSION? DO YOU EVEN HAVE A HEART?!

WHAT ABOUT SYMPHONY OF ILLUSION? DO YOU EVEN HAVE A HEART?!

I watched the first third of the pilot today and then I had to go to class but THE MONKEY WAS DRIVING A TINY AMBULANCE and I AM GOING TO WATCH EVERY EPISODE. Also I have been girl crushing on Joanna Garcia-Swisher for years.

CREEPY BUT WORTH IT FOR CHOCOLATE.

HAAAPPY BIRTHDAY SNOWMANIA!!!! have a good day!

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

I like her new last name!!! SWISSSSSH.

Oh oops, I meant The Beast Below.

ARE YOU THE GIRL WHO WAS SITTING NEXT TO ME IN ENGLISH CLASS YESTERDAY??!!

HI EVERYBODY I AM SO EXCITED THAT NOBODY WATCHED HIMYM LAST NIGHT. Well actually, quite a few people, but NOT AS MANY. AND ALSO THE MOTHER WAS RIGHT THERE. I am easily excited by HIMYM's manipulation.

HEY I LIKE THAT EPISODE A LOT, SCREW YOU. And I think it is a very interesting intro to the world-building ability of Moffat and Co!

Yea. I think it's a thing people say to make themselves seem less shallow, which I guess is cool and all, but they end up sounding kind of even more shallow. And also they say it to be nice to ugly girls like "hey, you get to be good at this thing!" but then we're like SCREW YOU I CAN BE GOOD AT ANYTHING I LIKE.…

Serious that he said that?

My cousin made a "Refless in Seattle" joke on Facebook and I lolled.

WAIT THE AVENGERS DVD/BLU-RAY ISN'T OUT IN THE US YET?!

The worst part of that article is seeing that Joseph Gordon-Levitt quote that "Most pretty women aren't funny." NO LONGER THE FLAVOUR OF FOREVER FOR ME, JGL.