LOVE YOU, AFFRO!

I WANT A LIGHT-UP BLANKET, PLEASE.

I WANT A LIGHT-UP BLANKET, PLEASE.

My aunt and uncle are moving there in 3 days! You knew that! But I still think it is so random and cool!

My aunt and uncle are moving there in 3 days! You knew that! But I still think it is so random and cool!

I did! I think New Zealand is like their babysitter.

I did! I think New Zealand is like their babysitter.

Today I read an article about a support group for guys who have the fear of peeing in public? it was hilarious and sad. It bums me out that society forces guys to pee in front of each other, always comparing themselves to each other.

Today I read an article about a support group for guys who have the fear of peeing in public? it was hilarious and sad. It bums me out that society forces guys to pee in front of each other, always comparing themselves to each other.

Was that the one where occasionally they'd say super dumb things though, like about their childhood? I have no idea where our commentary was coming from. Sometimes it was helpful but other times it was annoying and unnecessary.

Was that the one where occasionally they'd say super dumb things though, like about their childhood? I have no idea where our commentary was coming from. Sometimes it was helpful but other times it was annoying and unnecessary.

Awwww you guys! Aren't our uniforms snazzy?! Choosing black and white as our national colours was a super classy choice, I am so proud of my forefathers.

Awwww you guys! Aren't our uniforms snazzy?! Choosing black and white as our national colours was a super classy choice, I am so proud of my forefathers.

ALSO, ONE OTHER THING ABOUT THE OPENING CEREMONY! One of the old people at work had this to say about it: "There were so many dark people they may as well have their own games". It is probably the most racist thing I have ever heard IRL, even in 3 years of working there.

ALSO, ONE OTHER THING ABOUT THE OPENING CEREMONY! One of the old people at work had this to say about it: "There were so many dark people they may as well have their own games". It is probably the most racist thing I have ever heard IRL, even in 3 years of working there.

Wait why would money shot not be a good thing to say, is it secretly racist?

Wait why would money shot not be a good thing to say, is it secretly racist?

I WAS HANGING OUT WITH IRL FRIENDS ALL DAY, LIKE A SCHMUCK, BUT WE WATCHED THE OPENING CEREMONY AND IT WAS PRETTY FREAKING GREAT, AND ALSO I CRIED A FAIR BIT, THE OLYMPICS MAKE ME CRY A LOT, I BETTER MAKE AN EFFORT TO KEEP HYDRATED FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS.

I WAS HANGING OUT WITH IRL FRIENDS ALL DAY, LIKE A SCHMUCK, BUT WE WATCHED THE OPENING CEREMONY AND IT WAS PRETTY FREAKING GREAT, AND ALSO I CRIED A FAIR BIT, THE OLYMPICS MAKE ME CRY A LOT, I BETTER MAKE AN EFFORT TO KEEP HYDRATED FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS.

I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU.