spazophie--disqus
Spazophie
spazophie--disqus

"You just single-handedly doomed humankind!" "Yea, but still. Black astronaut. That's pretty huge."

"You just single-handedly doomed humankind!" "Yea, but still. Black astronaut. That's pretty huge."

"Oh please, you're not fit to be queen of…name a place." "LIDSVILLE."

"Oh please, you're not fit to be queen of…name a place." "LIDSVILLE."

"We don't do babies" "Do as in…" "Tolerate, be around, touch, and definitely as in let them claw their monstery way out of our vagina." "Well,let's put a pin in that." "Ewww…wait, put a pin in what?"

"We don't do babies" "Do as in…" "Tolerate, be around, touch, and definitely as in let them claw their monstery way out of our vagina." "Well,let's put a pin in that." "Ewww…wait, put a pin in what?"

"AND I'M TELLING YOU THAT I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR ANIMAL FARM IN SPACE" "Wait, there are animals?" …"Animal Farm IS A BOOK."  "NO IT ISN'T LANA. It's an allegorical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell, AND IT SUCKS"

"AND I'M TELLING YOU THAT I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR ANIMAL FARM IN SPACE" "Wait, there are animals?" …"Animal Farm IS A BOOK."  "NO IT ISN'T LANA. It's an allegorical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell, AND IT SUCKS"

Archer on Lana's boobs: "Just bet you're glad we're in reduced gravity." "GASP" "Hey, I didn't invent the ravages of time!"

Archer on Lana's boobs: "Just bet you're glad we're in reduced gravity." "GASP" "Hey, I didn't invent the ravages of time!"

Actually, my favourite insult is still teenage mutant ninja idiot, WHICH I INVENTED MYSELF.

Actually, my favourite insult is still teenage mutant ninja idiot, WHICH I INVENTED MYSELF.

"Oh, you don't look like a whore. An idiot, maybe. Or both! Yes, a whorediot." THAT IS MY NEW INSULT, EVEN THOUGH I AM OPPOSED TO CALLING WOMAN WHORES. THE GREATNESS OF THAT PORTMANTEAU OUTWEIGHS MY FEMINISM.

"Oh, you don't look like a whore. An idiot, maybe. Or both! Yes, a whorediot." THAT IS MY NEW INSULT, EVEN THOUGH I AM OPPOSED TO CALLING WOMAN WHORES. THE GREATNESS OF THAT PORTMANTEAU OUTWEIGHS MY FEMINISM.

It was a magical epiphany prison DUH! Like the epipha-tree in the Simpons movie!

It was a magical epiphany prison DUH! Like the epipha-tree in the Simpons movie!

"Archer, do something!" "I can't, Lana. I left my lightsaber in my other space pants."

"Archer, do something!" "I can't, Lana. I left my lightsaber in my other space pants."

TIME FOR PART 2.

TIME FOR PART 2.