The inevitable (posthumous) Elton John biopic might get the HBO treatment and be good, like the Liberace one with Michael Douglas.

—"I'm never writing your name down. Final two!"
—"Okay. But we can't be seen talking strategy again. You leave first, I'll follow in a minute."

My Fair Non-Scottish Lass

Microchip?

That's Commander in Chief, you silly goose.

I think that every time Sarah Shahi has to call someone else "Reese."

"FREE MAGGIE Q!" worked!

This is interesting… I think I dislike the opposite more: works of fiction that promise logical (physics-adhering) explanations only to resort to "A wizard did it!" fantastical explanations.

He's one of the few authors whose pause-the-plot info-dumps are much more entertaining than anything character-related.

Eat

Kobe

A Relax-a-Cizor, if you will.

[Austrian accent] "Very, very uterus-ting."

Who's the subject in the sentence "God does not exist"?

What, me worry?

Definitely.

Maybe a Sherlock Holmes reference?

He's so weathervane he probably thinks this comment's about him.

Madwomen, however, weren't allowed back then. Hmph.

Joss… sniff!