Agreed.

"He’ll watch it all, tuxedo-dressed" really tickled the inside of my brain. Well done.

Odd we didn't see any at Foxglove.

^ This is perfect.

She has surprisingly good—and old-timey—penmanship. I had somehow been expecting TV-child handwriting, like one sees in letters to Santa, with the S flipped around.

I actually blame an *absence* of drugs.

In whino veritas.

OH FUCK

This is the proudest moment of my life.

Catwoman: She's a puss.

And yet, oddly enough, Mandy of "Mandyville" fame lasted only one season.

"dirt-aside"?

The basement's full of hot nuns now, isn't it.

You obviously need to visit the diet spice physician.

"Get to" is a weird verb, now that I think about it. How is that even taught in ESL? "When one is privileged enough to enjoy something," despite how little initiative the phrasing implies, requires a word that means actively go fetch.

If the whole thing is actually "Panjabi slept with Chris Noth" that would be (nonsense and) *too* meta.

Or that line about "In retrospect, the departure of Josh Charles was a bad omen."

Or maybe @. The show does like a creaky "new technology is dangerous" story.

Guilty as charged. I only felt pressure to take up the mantle, as it were, owing to the lack of Stray Observations on the matter.

And remember that Irish investigator (Jason O'Mara), whose story went nowhere? He moonlights as none other but the world's greatest detective!