Also why would her breasts be shaped like actual breasts and not a single mass across her chest? As it is now the strike would be deflected directly into her sternum.

The thing is an awesome sniper is no better than someone who is merely good playing a hero that can sit on the objective and is worse than someone who is an awesome Genji or Soldier. And most snipers aren’t awesome. Many are simply good, and many more are atrocious. And in Overwatch a sniper player who is merely good…

Let’s be real, for some of these games it’s more like boob-job physics on the moon. Which is the name of my next album.

I thought for sure that after showing him focusing intently on the doorway entrance for about a minute, it would reveal that both teams were currently fighting on the point in the building beneath him.

I’d argue they’d get called 14 year olds because PLENTY of those design choices are bad ones made by someone powered by their boner. Which is a 14 year old thing to do.

The only real way to win here is to be good at character design in more creative and imaginative ways. Instead of the tired “she girl, she sexy”…

Holy shit, you mean you actually captured the first point?

What’s going on OUTSIDE of the head of a Hanzo main

Haha. Perfect. I joined a game today in which we were attacking in Hollywood with a Hanzo, Ana and Widowmaker. I was absolutely shocked that we didn’t get the payload to the finish.

Now you’ve got me wanting a game just like this except with no guns and tons of different martial arts styles you can choose from in the beginning.

“Hey boss, check out my concept for a new android fighter!”
“Does it use shock absorbers? Because we’re kinda tied to that narrative now.”
“Does it ever!”

...and it becomes so much less effective when removed of the context of the sentence that immediately follows it:

You act like a 14 year old boy you’re gonna get called a 14 year old boy. Either you care in which case stop acting like a 14 year old boy, or you don’t care in which case own up to it. In either case stop spewing bullshit excuses because at this point you’re just insulting both of our intelligence.

That’s circular logic. People are making a big deal out of it precisely because they keep inventing nonsensical reasons for it.

Eh. If you’re feeling dismissive, you might translate that into basic artistic integrity: if you believe in your work, you don’t need to defend it or explain it to critics. You let it speak for itself—and it will find an audience with or without the input of your naysayers.

It only becomes an issue if one of two conditions (or both, in some cases) are met:

1.) The explanation contradicts the established lore of the game. Quiet, of MGS V, is in much the same condition as every other member of The Skulls. She’s also the only one who evidently cannot wear anything apart from a thong, a…

That actually looks painful.

That or the areas immediately appended/adjacent to the lower portion of her trunk. If you’re looking to withstand impact, you need to be able to both brace against it, and deal with bleedoff from whatever you cannot brace against.

Thus, legs, belly, backside are all better areas for “shock absorption” than her breasts.

Sigh... You know, if they wanna masturbate to it, they should just say they want to masturbate to it. We’ll all appreciate the honesty.

If it was a shock absorber, wouldn’t it be more efficient to make her belly fat?