But boy to I have time to shit all over it!

Completely unrelated, but what the hell is this? Spanfeller completing the Forbesification of G/O?

You know that it is perfectly fine to breathe through a mask and it will help people not die.

The dipshits waving the stars and bars at a NASCAR race sure as fuck aren’t reflecting on the mistakes of the CSA.

So, what I’m getting from this is, “It’s okay, because they were following orders.”

Man, I hate it when Jalopnik forces me to read things I don’t like.

If you have a hard time separating video game violence from reality, you’re already behind the curve...

“virtually" is the key distinction here.

Yawn.  Try harder.

Heyo insults right out the gate from someone who is incorrect from their very first sentence. Here is just one example:

Go fuck yourself.

Youre the type of dude to hate on shit just to be “edgy”.

I can’t even tell if this is news or fake news, it was basically just one guy writing a FB post.

And when I win it’s because I happened to get the jump on them and immediately pump them full of lead.

Nor should there be. How does it make sense that you should have an equal chance to gun someone down who gets the jump on you? That would be stupid. When you turn a disadvantage like that and actually kill your attacker in Call of Duty and similar games, it actually feels like an accomplishment because of the skill…

A nice soft white bread, that five letter cheese that shall not be named and room temp butter that spreads easily still makes the best grilled cheese in the universe. I know every time I make one how it’s going to turn out, about how long it’s going to take give or take 30 seconds and how melty the cheese will be…

So you are saying the $500 XBOX is on par with a $2000 PC? What is the problem exactly?

See, this is the thing with all of the “Reopen America!” bullshit.

This attitude right here is one of the reasons why the virus managed to spread like it did.  The individual selfishness, “I’m in the low risk of death category, so I can still go about my day as normal”.  

Fun Fact: You can be a symptomatic and spread the disease