This is why I’m appalled whenever I hear some jackwagon on TV saying “I hope this changes him and he becomes more compassionate about covid.”

9/10 fantastic use of Haberman as well as Cilliza. Bravo!

The collection of entitled assholes now radicalized and activated in this state would never let their precious LiBurTee get trampled on before burning this shit down...

What; are you implying there’s a significant in enamel damage from sugary fizzy lifting drinks compared to Pellegrino?

So they’re going after the massive-grill/tiny-dick BMW market?

Totally a ticking time bomb. Not to mention that having a noticeably large bulge is gonna look like you didn’t bother trying on the pants before buying them and they clearly weren’t meant for your body. 

That was part of my brilliant joke... 

Hey, when you’ve mortgaged your entire financial future by the age of 20 because Bitcoin seemed like such a sure win, you need to cut back and be efficient when you can, amirite?

I guess she finds a man that looks like he takes 4 showers a day attractive?  No idea.  They terrify me.

Burn After Reading. Clooney works on it as a secret project in the basement for months, keeping it secret from his wife, but showing it to his date one night when his wife’s out of town.  

I certainly respect everyone’s individual opinions, and obv I can see that he’s quite a good-looking dude. But while I agree he definitely has an Adam Brody vibe he also has an undeniable Jared Kushner vibe and it creeps me out.

Yeah, I hear you and I think this sums up what you meant:

Jurassic, I think the main concept I took away from your post is that just because the people on that show were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

I remember hearing similar stuff about the Lexus predator grill and how we would get used to it....

There might be growing panes here and there, but the proof is in the puuding.

Boom.

I went there too