Worked with a weekend biker financial advisor for years.

That headline is fucking amazing.

I cannot think of a single example that better defines littering than throwing gum anywhere that isn’t the trash.

Ok, so I’m trying to process things and focus on the macro...and I feel like the People’s Party of Donnie Stans are only a few 17 year olds with AR 15s at polling places in swing states away from sending us to the gulag for good.

Just more confirmation that the cult leaders have coordinated, they’re all-in for staying in power and we are likely already completely fucked.

Vaccine microchips, dude.  Keep your eyes on the prize.

Fucking hilarious, dude!

They were dumb enough, however to make such a shit show of a sedan that within 3 years they just started calling it a Taurus again.

Haha it had never occurred to me before reading your post that the craptastic Five Hundred was an outright piss-poor reactionary response to the 300 selling so well.

Ha!

Ha!

How can I celebrate National Dog Day if I don’t know when it is?

How can I celebrate National Dog Day if I don’t know when it is?

Sounds like a part of Antonie van Leeuwenhoek suddenly saw things through a different lens...

Yeah, she seems to wear cocktail attire. Impressive.

She’s the younger Crypt Keeper in the White House these days.

As long as she brings her magical rebuttal binder everywhere she’ll be fine:

Please tell me you can give me a source that she didn’t actually graduate Harvard Law???!!!  If you do, I shall do my best to spam the world with that info.

Has nobody seen this from earlier today?

Totally agree about the trem. It’s a shit show of discomfort and confusion for someone trying to learn to palm mute with the base of their strumming hand resting on the bridge.  

Totally agree about the trem. It’s a shit show of discomfort and confusion for someone trying to learn to palm mute…

Let’s start with the fun part:

Let’s start with the fun part: