Ok, so one option is to actually call the big wirehouses (I know, that seems counter-intuitive to avoiding big fees) and ask for the branch manager. Describe the unique situation you find yourself in tax-wise and ask if he/she knows where to turn to for expertise and advice on such matters.

Supra Dooper!

I’ll acknowledge that Bolton’s Mustache Memoirs had a bunch of interesting stuff in it...and that he’s a very intelligent man and a decent writer.

Let’s get down to the nuts and Boltons of this already.

Ford regularly does testing at their track near Phoenix AZ, where its supposed to be 111 degrees today. Most OEMs test in death valley too.

Take a bow.

Wearing your mask under your nose is like wearing your underwear under your junk. Defeats the purpose.

Look for a fee-based advisor instead of hourly? (Assuming you want investment advice)

Are you close with anybody with assets who has a financial advisor? If yes, consider asking them to ask their advisor if you can pick their brain for just a few minutes.

Yes, and if you withdrew the money from a Roth IRA that is at least 5 years old and you’ve contributed at least $8k, you may be off the hook for income taxes altogether.

A juggernaut, courtesy of Rick Wilson at Daily Beast:

Crash Test Dumbees.

Allergic to cats, so all I have is pups...

True, but he has to live with the knowledge that his entire existence is a lie.

Trew dat.

There’s been an alleged Kim-appearance! (In iffy pic, of course)