I know...not a car, but a Nimitz-class carrier has everything needed:

“It seems soccer fans in Italy are truly being best.”

+1 monkey

This is severely underrated.

^^^^^^ This

+1 Golf clap

Holy shit, your post is galactically comprehensive.

Now that’s a catpile!

Sex workers are also people with rights, so good on BangBros for coming to the rescue.

Wait, she they faked it?????

#banebros

Roboats is a better name than drownes imho.

“My statue has a much bigger package than Ronaldo’s...believe me!” - Trump

I live in LA and 100% agree with you...the name given to the Costco tacos is truly a sham...but I had already bought too much food at Costco yesterday morning and wasn’t going out on a food adventure later in the same day.

PFFFFT! Such a simple solution; just hire Therman Merman....

Mmmmmm.....tacos.  (opens chicken street tacos bought this morning at Costco)

You may think the replies will stop coming at 11, but in reality you’ll be receiving them until 2...

Levity is never, ever inappropriate.

The best part about the quotes you so graciously included is that the spit-take of water I just did cleaned a laptop screen much in need of attention.

Right?