@RodofGod: Hahaha. Oh this is so amazingly appropriate.

And another person died in a drunk driving accident. Another kid was abused. Who even cares anymore? I don't mean to belittle Giz for reporting it, I mean its pretty much a fact of life over there. For as many employees as they have, there are bound to be suicides. Every community has suicides, and when there are…

@MrCrash was most certainly not part of the committee that: And the sharp edges of almost every car from the 80's.

@Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: Probably Morvan since Pilatus OD'ed on pills.

@Dangerwillrobinson: Ahhh you beat me to it.

@Honda Wang: Yay Iowa! I'm from Mason City. We make Meth!

@Ballistica: Man if I lived there I'd have just given up.

@UnderLoK: I've been through Detroit a few times headed to Toronto. The stuff I've seen wasn't so bad, but I only saw it from the interstate. I assume you mean the downtown area.

@Unholy_Hero: Stealing candy from a kid? You get the worst.

@Paper-Cut: Hopefully thats all they put IN the child.

Turn him over to /b/

@westau: Okay they may have ditched the cowboy hat. But they're still closet racists.

@Ballistica: Gary is a depressing place to pass through.

@DrunkenOstrich: I know! I've driven through their plenty of times. Basically from the second you leave Illinois until you reach La Porte it is just wasteland. Nothing but shipping yards, smoke stacks, and truck stops. It's so depressing.

Hey look Lois! I'm the two symbols of the Republican party! An elephant, and a fat white guy who is afraid of change!

@westau: What real geek would like a Republican? They're all about cowboy hats and racism...

Reminds me of Gary, IN.

@zipeater: Because he was denied the loan in IE.

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@EljhHck: The closest I can relate is getting contacts a few years after I should have. I could see leaves on trees! It was breathtaking. I couldn't imagine just being amazed to see the trees at all.