@Rodrigo DeAraujo: Warranty
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@leGodt: Well duh. It's Texas. The epitome of American ethnocentrism.
@Malthian: The theatre in my town has 3D glasses that are 1 time use. You can put them in a recycling bin when you leave or keep them. And they aren't the anaglyph ones, either.
@FrankN.Stein: Bahaha! I couldn't have said it better myself.
@NoMoreTrolls: Not even just a regular man!
I burned out my processor on my MacBook from doing a lot of work with video. I called Mac on a Friday at 6 pm. I had a foam filled box at my door the next morning. I sent my computer in and got it back six days later. They completely replaced the motherboard which included a faster processor than I had before. They…
@Rodrigo DeAraujo: I burned out my processor on my MacBook from doing a lot of work with video. I called Mac on a Friday at 6 pm. I had a foam filled box at my door the next morning. I sent my computer in and got it back six days later. They completely replaced the motherboard which included a faster processor than I…
@resisx: Is that any worse than the "meta-minds" at the Microsoft stores?
@Warmonger: He also didn't get a kabob.
@Dezerus Richardson: I don't let them know when I'm shipping radioactive isotopes either. They always are such dicks about it.
@StupidSimple: What does that have to do with anything? They're open on Sundays. Do you really think Jesus is concerned with what food you eat on certain days?
@Meh: This is the only way Kari could have been hotter. Shooting a .50 cal rifle. Ohhh man.
@peestandingup: No kidding. Lighten up Francis.
These maze doers are big fat phonies!
Do I see what you see? As in a half-naked hippie?
@Dwight-K-Schrute: My name is SparklyJesus, and I approve this message.
Not to be a stickler, but its actually Kardashev scale, not Kardasev scale
And only a couple months before the lose the iPhone exclusivity contract!
@thedarkerside.to: Well I can't imagine what could be worse than the NY subway. Whatever you can think of is undoubtedly down there. Dead animals, homeless people floating around, sewage, trash...