@crapcakes: Stop taking on your phone!

@FiskFisk33: Go to a big state fair and you can have anything fried you want.

@dagwud: Hahaha this is so awesome. I bet it tastes terrible though.

@tw@t: Stranger Danger!

@Joseph Paipilla: Instead of being on the cutting edge of things, Apple will wait a few years until all the kinks have been worked out (usually) and then put in in their products flawlessly.

@smithr: Wouldn't it be funny if there could be one article about Apple without some stupid troll making snide remarks.

The video for Afx237 v7 is the best thing I've ever seen. It's so creepy!

@Berkeley: The music video that has this character kept me up at night for like a week. Its so creepy.

@FiskFisk33: You haven't lived until you've had a deep fried white castle burger.

@DaveExile: NC-17 snack food!

@ITIL_Prince: Hahaha. You were promptly impaled by his poke too. With a goat dangling from your ribcage.

Zeus poked you. And you exploded.

@takamarou: Hahaha. Poor MS.

@hawkeye18: Just to be clear, that was a Family Guy reference.

@TedSez: Or whoever provides your cell phone could just give you a code that is tied to your phone in particular. If each phone had a 10 or 11 digit code, then we could avoid duplicates...

@Jim-Bob wants a B13 SE-R, but will settle for working air conditioning in his 352,000 mile Nissan Frontier.: So do you plan escape routes all the time? Constantly looking for ways out and sizing up the situation? I think there is a name for this...

@takamarou: No kidding. They must get millions a day as much as MS crashes.

@hawkeye18: I bet you don't write on par with Peterotica. Nor do you get Betty White to read it...

@Lactose_The_Intolerant: This, sir, is epic and hilarious.

Um... I don't get it. What does this have to do with computer classes?