@Wozamil: I just discovered this myself. I signed up and went to add Red Dead Redemption and it said that it isn't available until 8/31. I think I'll be cancelling this before I start paying.

In other chive news, the president was seen leaving the whitehouse and made a left turn towards his car. AHH JUST KIDDING HE MADE A RIGHT TURN. Man we had you bastards good.

So now when you drop your iPhone, instead of it shattering it will bounce right back into your hands!

This has to be a scene from some german porno.

@grendell: Oh my god. I would have wet my pants if I had this as a kid.

Featuring 120 entrances, like Paris Hilton, no?

@PoG: How did you get a picture of my girlfriend?

This would be great for dieting. Make carrots and celery taste like steak, make potato chips taste like butt.

@hambonegravy: Also Dave, nice implants! Haha.

@G-Ram: When I was younger I used to put my old Nokia in a bag to text while I was in the shower. Not sure why I couldn't wait...

@ithyphallus, 13382: San Diego

@ACreator_PT: how about 'killing you in my mind?'

@D.LYTE: Yeeeah buddy. I need a bottle opener on my golf disc too.

@brianhatch: And they are generally on pay per view right after going onto dvd.

This is why I avoid Ohio if I can help it...

@Snafu77: I agree. As much as I like the seamless view of Quicktime X, I like VLC for its ability to handle everything including wmv.

@sollipse: He just spurts some line about String Theory and suddenly women's clothes fly into another dimension.

@Waffles And Syrup: *Cough* hulu *cough*

It figures that a waning rental company would try to increase sales by clinging to a company in the cable industry, which is also hemorrhaging customers to Hulu and stuff.

@talkingstove: you forgot the "oh my god we're hemorrhaging money we need to be profitable now" phase.