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I didn’t know her name either, but I recognized her from MTV’s Girl Code. I also didn’t click through and watch the commercial (7,000 times is enough) so I only saw Dancing Intestines Girl at the top of the post :)

VH1 isn’t on Ilana’s IMDB, so you were right, that was probably just Alison. Funny coincidence that they

Wow, I just fell down a 2-hour hole of #audition looks. SO GOOD.

Oh wait.... I’ve never seen the VH1 videos in question, so I thought you guys were talking about intestines girl. I didn’t even see the brunette in this header image. My bad! That’s definitely Shawna!

I don’t think those are the same people- Shawna is Alison Becker and the intestine lady is Ilana Becker. Maybe they’re related?

Oh, is it “literally” not what she asked?? I had no idea! What makes ME grin is when someone revisits one of my popular comments from 10 months ago to tell me how LITERALLY wrong I am, when I was pretty clearly joking (a joke which 69 other people got). I hope you’re literally having a nice Monday, bud!

I already love her.

TOTAL VAPORIZATION

This poor man! I bet he didn’t even enjoy his “welcome back from jail you fucking rapist” steak dinner, because he doesn’t get to spend time with his BOYZ anymore. :(

“Made a horrible choice” is something you say about the mid-80s wallpaper you chose for the kitchen. BURY ALL OF THESE ASSHOLE -UNDERAGE-INCEST-RAPE

so... do they make The Windi for adults? (asking for a friend.)

I’m okay with this.

I wish you were wrong.

It is absolutely a win, and I’m glad you’re counting it as such.

Some people upthread have confirmed that it’s his daughter. :(

Right? Like, the number of details in here were quite enough. :(

I cried too. Her mother is living in a fantasy world where a) this was the only time it happened and it was a “mistake” or some bullshit, and b) he’s not going to go right back to abusing her once he returns to the house. Probably worse, now, because she told on him and got him in trouble.

No shit, man. I’m going to rewatch Daredevil S2 tonight and imagine that the Punisher is just murdering this shitty dude over and over again.

Honestly, I thought of this too. “No one will like you if you tell” is the most horrible thing you could ever tell a child victim who tried to protect herself by telling a trusted adult (clearly one outside of her family, because look what kind of psycho assholes she’s related to).

Thanks- I didn’t see that in the article.

I’m so sorry that happened to you. It is just totally beyond me to understand how a mother could know her child was going through something that horrific, and not intervene. (Not saying that in the tone of “*I’M* A MOTHER, AND HERE’S WHAT *I* WOULD’VE DONE!!!”, because I’m not, and probably won’t ever be.)

Yeah, I would guess that was why. I assumed uncle or something more distant because I wasn’t ready to consider that it could be her dad, but here we are. Fuck. This is just evil beyond comprehension.