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It would be funny if they just used AI for the voices.

it’s always funny when the sequel to a cult movie that flopped also flops and everyone is surprised.

“Americans aren’t all idiots, but the people who decide what media they get to watch are”

“great experience” they all had. Strong also noted that they conceived of the podcast as a “journey,” rather than just sitting around and “talking about how great [Boys Meets World] is,” but they “all agree” that “it is actually great.””

Well, he is 90, so we might want to imagine that we’re 90, we mention that we support trans rights, and then all the young people judge us for using such an outdated phrase to express support for something that everyone with a brain supports in the year 2080.

Han: Sooooo Luke, what’re you into?

Luke: Oh, I absolutely love jizz! When it comes to aural pleasure, nothing beats jizz! In fact, I love sneaking out to the clubs at night and ingesting as much jizz as humanly possible!

Han: ...

I don’t know if it was woke or not, but the AV Club has always had an anti-being-an-asshole bias. I think the difference now is the constant stream of articles designed expressly for outrage harvesting.

Please post some links to those halcyon days.

It looks like Disney has prematurely shot its wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so it looks like they have something of a mess on their hands.

The deleted scenes from Muppet Christmas Carol were wild

My sense from the statement is that Caine thinks of himself as a working actor, who likes to complete his task for the day with a minimum of fuss.  He isn’t seemingly one of those gross people who opposes intimacy coordinators because they, like, interfere with his ability to molest coworkers, but rather because they

It was always “woke”, you just weren’t radicalized into culture war idiocy back then.

Eh, this seems pretty mild. If it was, say, Armie Hammer or Jared Leto or Ansel Elgort complaining about intimacy coordinators, I’d be a lot more squicked out than I am at hearing it from a 90-year-old who I doubt has shot an intimate scene in the last 15-20 years. 

He’s just having trouble understanding the context. If he was an intimacy coordinator on set, and the script called for one actor to remove another’s knickers, but they just leapt straight into fucking, I’d bet he’d have something to say about that.

Well, technically, it’s not a hat-trick: a hat trick is a three things. 

Matt Walsh is fucking awesome.

mostly to write the jokes between hosts Julianne Hough and Alfonso Ribeiro

Yes, he’s a dick.

Maher has always been a boring libertarian. 

Bill Maher is a dick. He was never a liberal. Seeing how he just barely got scared off from being a scab is more evidence of his unprogressive ways. A real progressive never would have even floated the idea of crossing a picket line. He just seems good at pissing everyone off.