Why would Nintendo not want this information shared? It isn’t a current project, it isn’t an embarrassment, it’s just an idea that didn’t go anywhere.

It’s absolutely absurd. I brought up the video for the “Baby Boomer Santa” song (which I was reminded of by another thread), and I can’t think of a show with a musical episode that feels even half as organic. It’s always looking for ways to surprise us.

As someone who isn’t this far into the game but also has played a bit of it and was planning on playing more this weekend:

I can 100% state that this was a spoiler.

Nice spoiler there in the tweet in the middle of the story. Thanks for that.

“Hmm, is it possible this child actually was a tiny slut?” - a bunch of people in this comment section for some goddamned reason.

I’d also add that season four sorta ruined everything by having them graduate.

Hmmm...no. Season 6 was clearly running on fumes, but it wasn't soulless, laughless simulacrum like season 4.

Really 21 minutes due to commercials.

I’m still amazed at how much story they managed to cram into 21 minutes.

oops you just failed your police officer exam

While it makes a good talking point I doubt the whole “guns in schools are bad” line of thing is the main reason for nixing a paintball plot. Much of the comedy of those episodes came from the fact about how fast thing escalated, which worked in a half hour format. It’s funny when paint ball starts and then an ad bre…

I got a MeowMeowBeenz notification for this?

This is one of those comment sections that should really be set on fire and tossed in a trash can. Possibly along with some of the participants.

It’s literally irrelevant what the child actually said, because whatever it was, THE ADULT MAN FRAMED IT AS “FLIRTING.” The only non-creepy option would be to report (hyper)sexual behavior by a child that potentially indicates they're being abused; as soon as you call that "flirting with you," that's being a fucking…

It’s fucking depressing, right?

Love the immediate “there must be something wrong with her story” responses (implicitly “never trust when a woman tells you something bad happened to her”). Classy.

It pretty funny to me that his solution to a perceived left-wing bias at Twitter was to have the owner become so virulently, publicly right-wing. What his own “Twitter files” leaks seem to show is actually corporate cowardice, a desperate desire not to offend powerful people and to stay out of big controversies. Like,…

I basically always figured his response to the poll would be “You win, I’ll step down. In 20 years when I retire, bitches!” or some such pedantic kid shit. And hey, whattaya know.

the lone musk guy dismissing replies asking “what are you talking about” really encapsulates this whole thing

He’s like if a message board from 2005 had a face you could punch.

I’m just happy this inescapable edgelord can’t run for POTUS.