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When the internet crybabies made a fuss about her being hired as a writer on No Time to Die, Daniel Craig replied, "She's a brilliant writer, why shouldn't we want to get Phoebe onto Bond?" A great response made even better if you imagine her looking into the camera as he said that.

I’m sick and tired of hearing that Animal Crossing is “capitalistic”. You don’t understand the cultural context. Tom Nook doesn’t charge interest on his mortgages. Which would make him a very poor capitalist. On the other hand, it totally makes sense if he was a village elder in feudal Japan, whose goal wasn’t to make

I’m mixed on it. On one hand, I don’t really want more Parks and Rec because the show absolutely nailed the ending. When you go out perfectly, don’t ruin it by going back for more. But on the other hand, its just a one off for a good cause. Should just be some harmless fun

I knew you’d show up before long, Greg Pikitis.

It’s literally a coronavirus relief thing, so just enjoy whatever it ends up being.

Hell yes. Return of Ron Swanson!

PARKS AND REC GIF THREAD ARE GO

:: RUNS AROUND SCREAMING LIKE A BIRTHDAY GIRL ::

I was going to scornfully attack this...but, I suddenly realized that you’re in the position I’m always in on the Westworld boards, where everyone else is mysteriously enamored of what seems to me to be a shallow, pretentious, juvenile slog.

Whoa this guy’s opinion is so different and edgy. Everyone applaud him.

Hell yea. Maybe its his charm, or maybe I just have a thing about attacking a man in his own home, but I was rooting for Lalo all through that firefight.

On the surface, Nacho, man of few words, doesn’t seem like he’s on the level of the top heroes and villains in this universe, but there’s a scrappy intelligence to him that makes me glad he’s in the game. I loved the padlock trick, and the kitchen sabotage, but even before that, I got the sense he was trying to get

Because it’s the right character transformation as determined by propulsive narrative development. It doesn’t have to be “right”—it just has to fit, and it fits. Oh, how it fits! For all of this show’s dynamite shootouts and setpieces, the writers also know and develops the characters extremely well.

A Salamanca who plays the long game is dangerous man indeed.

Thank you for the lovely review, Donna.

Chevy's supposed to be a comedian. He likes to think of himself as a pull no punches type of guy (see that AIDS joke behind the scenes at SNL). But he, like many comedians, are sensitive pussy's who can dish it but can't take it. Add all this up, and it's quite funny to make fun of him.

The visual in my head was that pixel-Pierce is literally lobbing baseballs at his dad's head, who is just a head, and can't actually catch any of them. I don't know if they were going to show that, but it would've been the meat of the scene to me.

Ok, now that I unfairly bitched about Dan Harmon and probably infuriated many here unnecessarily, I have to say, I don't understand how they would ever prefer Chevy Chase to Patrick Stewart or John Cleese. The show might've been a bigger hit, and both of them have bigger range. What a stupid decision.

Seriously, fuck Chevy Chase. I don't deny that Harmon acted like a dick too, but I don't think anyone has had as long of a streak of dickishness as Chevy has.