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i’m calling a foul...

I can’t imagine anyone having sex with this man willingly.

Yes, that’s literally what they expect.

“Senate Judiciary Committee chairman Chuck Grassley and senior member Lindsey Graham, both Republicans, have bravely made a criminal referral in the Russia investigation”
How do they make a criminal referral against a foreign (British) national? Do they drum up charges against Steele and then expect the British to

My parents lived near that building 50 years ago and my mom was OBSESSED with trying to spot her. Then one day, my mom was pushing my brother in a baby carriage and Greta Garbo was walking towards them. As she passed my mom, she said, “you’re baby is beautiful”.

Hmm I guess I can see that. To me it has a bit of a modern Western look? Like maybe something you’d see in Colorado or something. I think we could all agree that that view though would make up for practically anything else.

As fun as it is watching a sentient sebaceous cyst and an amoral skin lesion take turns throwing one another underneath busloads of racist yokels, it’s more fun to spend a bomb cyclone with a giant sheepdog.

If you won’t mind me putting on my tinfoil hat for a moment, I have on occasion wondered if the pee-tape portion is a false flag detail planted to discredit the actual contents of the dossier, which are less salacious in nature but far more damning. I’m suspicious because Trump and Fox ran with the “pee tape slander!”

On one hand what the fuck.

Today, we are all Regina George.

This all seems very likely. Even if the source is less than reliable I entirely believe this.

They each think they’re the top but they’re both actually humping pillows.

Tabloid trash most assuredly, but with enough truth for Trump to make a statement calling Bannon crazy.

Same. It’s probably 95% lies with about 5% truth that we already knew thrown in to sell it but if it breaks about Trump’s base I ain’t going to stop it.

What. The. Fuck.

I question a lot about that book, such as how the author could quote conversations so extensively, and even provide details as to how long Trump’s phone calls last. There may be elements of truth, but I think parts of that book are fabricated.

Holy shit...