There was 0.0% chance the Republicans were going to consider any kind of ban on bump stocks, lest they suffer the wrath of their NRA masters.

...if that was satire, it would be brilliant. An International Alliance Against Globalism! It’s almost poetically absurd. This is why irony is dead, folks. We simply cannot come up with something fucking ludicrous enough to outrun Poe’s Law.

It can never be pointed out enough that we let the murder of 20 innocent children and their fearless educators go unanswered, We did nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Everything from there on has been farce and fuckery. Fuck it all, indeed.

You keep thinking Trump and Bannon’s followers can’t get any stupider, then you see something like this.

Of course the bump stuck ban fizzled out. This is America, where 20+ children can die and no one does a thing but GOD FORBID a woman try and get birth control or an abortion.

Yep, the locked-in syndrome is close to what Joe Kennedy had. He eventually regained some speech and movement, but it’s exactly what I hope happens to Trump, for the rest of his days.

Know what I wish for him?

She looks like a uterus complete with Fallopian tubes. I am not pro choice her choosing that outfit.

And she speaks in that breathy “I-wanna-be-Marilyn-Monroe-but-I’ll-never-be-as-smart-or-as-compassionate-as-she-was” tone.

But they do determine which candidate they back financially. See John Ossoff vs. any progressive Democrat.

Meanwhile, you caused the deaths of four soldiers in Niger

You know what would help the American family is if your lover father would stop nickel and diming wage earners with tax code revisions which increase our burden so that he can give massive tax breaks to the top bracket(s)

This...

You sit there and talks about respect for the nation, the flag, the troops.

Pretty by ‘American Family’ she means her own family.

Ivanka Trump is only slightly more eloquent than her boyfriend-father. Only slightly. Bigger words but little meaning.

supporting the American family

Like, what the fuck is wrong with him? Even a narcissist has to see there’s no positive to arguing with a war widow. Sure, his racist base will lap it up, and Fox will find someway to defend him, but those aren’t decent people you want to associate with.

“Ivanka Trump, Princess of the United States and High Priestess of Saying Things About Things, is pushing for the GOP’s new “tax reform” plan with all of her glistening might.”

Ivanka’s talking again after a suspiciously quiet few days?