“... he said he waited to make because he “wanted to get all the facts.”

Help us Robert Mueller. You’re our only hope!

It’s only been 7 months. This seriously needs to stop. And to all of the people claiming that Trump is the lesser of two evils or that he and Hillary were the same....

Smart boat.

except for the fact that we have always thought he was an awful idiotic douchecanoe, and we kept trying to tell the rest of the country how awful he was, but they only knew him from his gold-plated penis-lengtheners, and they wouldn’t listen :/

Today I learned that most statues largely rely on their own weight to keep them anchored. Which is good to know. Also this, now and forever:

I appreciate the specificity of this.

I hope Pizza Rat sneaks in the penthouse and drops a pepperoni turd on his face while he sleeps.

I’m starting to get the feeling that maybe his statement this afternoon wasn’t exactly heartfelt, but maybe a cry for attention and approval. Maybe I’m wrong...

...floating in a jar of formaldehyde.

I mean it’s basically the same thing as “72 virgins.” They’re just ISIS with different outfits on.

Yea, remember when“Anti-facists” were called “The United States of America”? I do, my grandfather was one of them, and his ass spent almost a year in a German POW camp after his plane got shot down over Italy.

I’m pretty sure they mean, “rape all you want”

random girls will want to have sex with you

This was what these fuckers were saying last night (from the Daily Stormer):

The only upside that I can see - they aren’t wearing hoods, and they are well documented in these photos. I think that a good old-fashioned game of Publicly Name and Shame That Racist is in order. How many companies want to be associated with a racist? How many churches? Or colleges? Or local D&D playing clubs?

As a German, seeing this is utterly surreal. I mean...they are literally copying these guys:

I’m a Southerner, born and bred, and these people are fucking appalling. The Confederates were not American soldiers and every last one of the leaders of the secessionist movement were traitors.

Can you imagine if this was BLM or Standing Rock literally pushing and trying to physically fight riot cops?