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I only read the clip above and was thinking “How much fucking blow does this guy do for breakfast?”

Holy fuck.

Certain interviews with Charlie Sheen had that air to them, and some of them aren’t all that far off from Scaramucci’s rant.

Darkest Timeline Update: The Boy Scouts of America is now apologizing for the President’s lunatic behavior.

I don’t... like, could consuming that nonsense even qualify as reading? I am so impressed by the reporter’s ability to say things like, “Why do you think that?” rather than, “Bahahahaha, did you, a middle-aged man, seriously just refer to yourself in the third person as the Mooch?”

You guys ever read an interview with someone and say to yourself at the end: “Holy shit that guy was on a lot of cocaine.”?

“Anthony Scaramucci, a finance bro who is now, for no apparent reason, paid to represent the White House and president of the United States of America, used the word “cock” exactly three times—and “fuck” a total of six times—in a rather incredible rant to The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza on Wednesday night.”

“It wasn’t random,” Trudeau says. “I wanted someone who would be a good foil, and we stumbled upon the scrappy tough-guy senator from an indigenous community. He fit the bill, and it was a very nice counterpoint.” Trudeau says this with the calculation of a CFO in a company-budget markup session. “I saw it as the

I will not rise to apologizing for the occasional tasteless joke when we are living in a literal circus. Dark levity is all some of us have left.

I hope his* epitaph reads: “He spent his life trying to make others’ worse.”

Somebody seriously needs to fuck up Mitch McConnell’s shit.

You know, when Trump first proposed his Muslim ban all those years (oh god, no, it’s only been MONTHS) ago, I was calling my reps (David Joyce in the House and Portman in the Senate - I didn’t feel the need to call the two Democrats) and one of the things I said was that if they let him run roughshod over them, he’d

“letting them know the vote had put Alaska’s future with the administration in jeopardy,”

I would actually watch the show. .Melissa is pure gold.

All her DWTS costumes can be Spicey themed. Can you imaging a ballroom dress that is part bushes/part suit?

I’d rather see Steve Bannon stumbling around on stage, then getting winded and dizzy and collapsing into a puddle of his own vomit.

“Your footwork is deee-vine.”