“I said laundromat, not kompromat!”

A lot of people were really concerned about adoptions...

As I found out yesterday, the Women’s US Open Golf Tournament is being held at Trump’s golf course in Bedminster, NJ. But that’s probably got nothing to do with his attendance, right?

I’ve never seen any of these films (my age and my unwillingness to be triggered has prevented me), but I really wish there were more movies that talked about diet culture and how it leads to EDs.

Speaking of Trump, Jr., this fellow sure seems to enjoy visiting Moscow.

Three-quarters of Americans believe they have too little influence in Washington.

I can never tell what direction his hair is racing in, but it looks like it’s suddenly reversed course.

“The W.H. is functioning perfectly” sounds like a deceptive Craigslist ad for a used 1973 Ford Pinto.

Imagine the amount of emails a person gets who is a public figure and has a father running for president. His assistantS read this and decided he should see it. And then he acted on it.

A high quality nothing burger.

As someone who gets upwards of 100 emails a day at work, let me just say...

My reaction to pretty much everything that comes out of any Trump mouth:

I’m dying to find out who inside the WH leaked these emails. My guess would be Bannon since it takes out Jared, but I’m not entirely sure how he would have gotten to them. I guess it could have been Jared - the Maggie Habermas byline points to him - in a desperate attempt to throw Junior to the wolves, but he’s cc’d…

“Someone sent me an email, I can’t help what someone sends me,” he said.

Confirmed. See, McConnell, Mitch

Here’s one more.

If he does end up having to pay them, he’ll just ask Eric for some of that cancer kids charity money.

Me, I am anxious as fuck and about to take some ativan.

Police: “Freeze!”