Stay woke, be on fleek, get that Gucci breakfast.”

I’m not surprised because everyone knows that Juandalynn is a ancient name that means, try me, and I’ll fuck you up.

Artists rendering:

“While ‘Old Town Road’ incorporates references to country and cowboy imagery, it does not embrace enough elements of today’s country music to chart in its current version.”

Trumpelstilskins = The Greys

White Woketeps = Jezebel

**crickets**

Paging AllLivesMatter....paging AllLivesMatter...

Thank you Michael Harriot,,,,my daughter did not and does not deserve this,,,she was a child,,,just turned 19,,,, was not suicidal,, actually was on her way home that day, leaving him and ready to get her life back in order. I have texts from her and findings on her person support that. Someone did not want her coming…

A. Being depressed and have feeling tired of life does not make someone suicidal.

If it was a simple buy out it would be done, but this lady wants them to work with her and help boost her business. Nah. Take the 10 milli and keep pushing. She’ll never see that much money in her lifetime the average event planning business makes 40K - 80K a year. 

I don’t know what Ms. Morales’ revenue numbers are but my guess: they aren’t close to $1M in revenue. If that is the case, how you gonna come in asking for $10M?? Then on top of that she wants to “partner” on products??? Of course you do, you thirsty. Sell the name for a reasonable price - or don’t sell - but be done…

I am pretty sure this is just a viral marketing scheme for the Osundairo brother’s personal training service. For a couple of weeks I was bombarded with pictures of their jacked torsos.

So is he going to add Thirsty as a lawyer?

Does he get time served for paying two huge Nigerian gym rats to punch his face? :)

I live in Reno, where recreational weed is legal. I also deliver food. Smelling a house from a car isn’t a thing. The only thing you can smell is if the car in front of you is smoking.

*snort*

I rebuke this.

I look forward to all the loving fathers and husbands who will soon release statements that they will be “spending more time with family”.

Literally me reading this article