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Tequila always leads to bad decisions. 

WTF, they don’t have a scanner?

She won’t. AOC is a Justice Dem. Her goal is to trash other Democrats but folks are going to learn the hard way that she can’t be trusted.

His body language at the end has me weeping. Children deserve better than this.

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Just so you know what kind of man James Mattis is:

Sorry, but the only thing I can see in that top picture are cute chubby cheeks!

Look, Papa is going to grow up to be a man well loved by women, even if they aren’t in love with him!

“Who at their company looked at this image and thought it was a good idea to put T’Chad in this garment?”

I remember when people used to consider what Slim from 112 did as pushing the boundaries of singing. I also remember when Trey Songz was known as Goat Throat. Here we are though. That slippery slope has led us to Homeroom Hakeem getting on the Soul Train Awards for doing karaoke. It’s inflated his ego to the point he t

Saw #MeToo and a pic of Idris and about had a heart attack.  So thanks for that.

let’s also remember Black Santa as he lived, unable to hail a taxi

Has Megyn Kelly been brought in for questioning yet?

If you want your whiskey cold and dry you would keep it in your fridge? And as far as I know no one keeps their whiskey in the fridge.

Instead of the stones, but a giant ice-cube silicone mold.  They will keep your drink very cold, dilute well (but not too fast), and aren’t expensive rock-cubes.

You know what’s a better gift than whiskey stones? Whiskey. A bottle of crown royal will (should) warm any man’s heart.

Whiskey stones solve a problem nobody needs solved. Whiskey drinkers like it either neat, with a splash of water, or on the rocks (or part of a mixed drink). That’s an increasing order of wetness. Nobody really wants it cold and dry. They THINK they might, but not really.

Yeah, ok, maybe he was a weird and borderline criminal obsession with teenage girls but on the other hand you have to admit that his movies are some terrible overwritten bullshit. 

If you needed living proof that evil takes a toll...that individual is in his 30s.

This administration has always been really shitty with their cover-ups.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure fried rice requires frying the rice. This is not fried rice.