Don't let your confidence Pop.

Still?

Poor Joey.

I work at an ER a few minutes from the studio where they film Bethany's show. Not two hours after filming this "after the show" footage, Joey came in complaining of back pain and shortness of breath. All that dancing really took it out of him.

He also slipped on those "feathers" and broke a hip.

But he…

No, no, no.

It's "to heir is human."

At least that's what my friend James Murdoch always says.

But don't worry.

He's horrified now, but a few more years of FSU football fandom will shake any shred of good sense right out of him . . . .

This expression . . .

It says it all, no?

When did Frank Bruni become a "journalist"?

Nah. Don't apologize.

I'm old enough to remember the movie but not smart enough to remember that scene. Points to you for strong memory and clever connection. Minus one for paying attention to Billy Crystal . . . .

Costco has apologized and says they removed the Bibles from shelves.

So Pastor Kaltenbach succeeded in getting the store to stop selling Bibles at all?

Seems like just the result a man of the cloth would want, right?

Well played, Colton. Well played.

That's not sultry, silly.

This is:

Egg-zact-ly.

I've had moist cakes. I've also had soggy cakes and wettish ones. Not the same thing.

But I do like "liquid-infused to a suitable and acceptable degree." That's a good name for a ska band, don't you think?

Really?

Seems importantly, if subtly, different.

Is there a true and accurate synonym for the word "moist"?

Help.

Needed something much, much stronger.

Needed something much, much stronger.

Sounds a lot like my month with Axl, actually.

I. Will. Make. You. Proud.

I promise.

(By the way, have you seen any of my other posts?)

Really?

I don't even know where your locker is.

I hope so.

I mean, that seems to be where he's doing his best work these days, no?

I like you.