Yes.

Maybe I can just pick it up instead?

My shift at the merman/maid-ery ends at 8:30 . . . .

I didn't.

I thought that would be too close to doxxing.

I am new at this.

Even with Amazon Prime?

If I get in, do I receive a free ottoman?

Did you hear that?

Eat your oatmeal!

Without brown sugar!

He's wrong.

Girl Scout cookies do not turn people into lesbians.

Girl Scout cookies turn people into diabetic lesbians.

It's been proven. Duh.

So you think she's going to be a good ambassador?

Whoa. Very strange.

I'm beginning to think Rihanna has judgment issues. Too bad Obama just named her Ambassador to Barbados. You can't take those jobs back very easily . . .

True story:

I went to that 'Masculin/Masculin" exhibit a couple of weeks ago, only I totally misread the title.

I thought it was 'Mescaline/Mesclun' — an exhibit about the hallucinogenic properties of salad. I thought there'd be a fun taste test too.

I was sorely disappointed.

Nah.

Spend that extra $4 on your clothes. It's a Gala, after all!

Once you get there, find me!

I'll be near the Temple of Dendur (naturally)!

No, no, no. Don't be fooled by the Met's ticket price shenanigans.

The Met tells you that admission is $25, and they'll charge you as quickly as they can.

But that figure is merely a suggestion. You can pay as much or as little as you like.

So I'm going to go to this Gala, put down a clean fiver ($5), and walk right…

You're right . . . and thank you.

I just love the self-certitude of the "it's photoshopped" crowd. Sort of like the GOP's self-certitude about, well, everything else.

You are a good person.

Except for that last sentence. Can I pretend I didn't see it?

Oh, really?

And you know what's photoshopped and what isn't because . . . you did it?

Or because that's you?

That does look nice.

Also looks like the kind of party I shouldn't crash . . . .

You teaching this semester?

If he makes coffee, the GOP thing might be a stretch. No way those jackals make their own coffee . . . .

You well? Things good?

And what's GroupThink? Is that something I'm not supposed to know about — one of those parties to which I (quite understandably) wasn't invited? No pity party here. Just wondering.

Is he still pretending to work somewhere?

Or is he now a GOP member of the House of Representatives?