I'd like my pillow back, thank you very much.

Or they could give the animals guns, right?

Even Steven . . .

Do you realize that if you subscribe to that philosophy you are committing a very unique form of animal racism?

As I always say: If you're going to be an animal racist, be distinctive! Be different! Craft your very own "unique" brand!

I mean, we've got enough of the run-of-the-mill, standard animal racists out…

Exactly.

That's why, you know, pantry.

About pretzels?

Really?

It's funny because it's true.

A lot of people think it's strange that I keep my computer in my neighbor's pantry.

This is why.

I never go over there naked. No one eats pretzels naked.

Your anonymity is always safe with us.

I'll believe you no matter what.

Everything folks say here is true, always.

What do you mean "nobody actually suggested cutting welfare benefits and food stamps"?!?

I did! I suggested it! If we're serious about this stuff, let's get serious about this stuff!

Are you Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.? Be honest . . . .

So . . .

Let's harm as many people as possible! That's the spirit!

See! You get it!

So let's starve them preemptively! Exactly!

The logic here is impeccable.

It's true: The best way to eliminate newborn illness is to make sure mothers are shunned and malnourished.

It'd be even better if they would make sure that the mothers couldn't get health care either.

So he lost the ball.

Yeah.

But give the rustiness Greg mentions, the entire thing was a toothless affair.

Eh, sure. Suarez played fine.

But compared to his normal self, well, he just never seemed to sink his teeth into this one.

Well, yes.

There is indeed a stunning lack of *gender* diversity. True.

But at least there's a terrific amount of *racial* diversity. Just look at the list and the photos!