I just read the whole "letter" twice, and I have only one question:

How long do you think it took her to type that, given all the pearls she was clutching?

You are a poet and a sage.

Did you already know that?

A follow-up:

When I do this, do I need to bring my own Zeppelin accompaniment?

Or does the universe provide (so long as I'm doing it right)?

A question for all of you:

I've lived for years in buildings with accessible roofs.

But I've almost never gone onto those roofs, alone and well-dressed, to stare off into the distance.

Have I been living wrong?

What is this "US" you speak of?

Can't they be both?

I'm just surprised they didn't think it'd be even "funnier" to do this in October.

You're so right!

I mean, for one, he ate dinosaurs!

I know. I should've gotten extra credit, don't you think?

So are you saying that I got some of these answers wrong?

My teacher said they were all correct . . .

When did Mike Jeffries start giving Rue 21 "customer service" advice?

So you're saying Shakespeare wrote poetry!?!

Not Jari Litmanen!

Nicely played.

But what rhymes with phantasmagorical? We're going to have to figure these things out eventually, you know.

A word that rhymes with "orange." Or "antidisestablishmentarianism."

I think what you just wrote is poetry. Really.

I wonder: What rhymes with "sarcasm"?

Sigh.

You can't just call something "poetry" and make it so.

I mean, most of that stuff doesn't even rhyme.

I like to believe that progressives tend to have other things to do. If only there were more of 'em in Congress.

Whatever the case, is 'big city liberal scum' a putdown? Sounds like a compliment to me, at least coming from those jokers . . . .

Ajax was incredible in the early and mid-90s! Didn't they win it all in 1995?