Any truth to the rumor that Miley Cyrus will sing the national anthem that night?

I can see why these "Right-Wingers" are so upset.

I mean, in addition to the whole "downfall of civilization" thing, the policy is just wrong on its facts.

For one, it doesn't say anything about masturbation causing blindness or hairy palms. We all know about that.

For another, it says that "some people masturbate;…

Do you think they unwrap the cheese before eating?

As long as it's the *right* one.

A question:

Do conservatives like "single" anything?

The hate single parents, single-payer health care, and Singles (the strangely underrated movie by Cameron Crowe). What's with them?

(An exception, surely: Single-malt scotch.)

Oh!

Nope. That's wrong.

People shouldn't say someone is guilty of rape "when they have not been found guilty" of rape. That's logic — though it's not what you said.

You said "accuse." And of course you can accuse "people of rape when they haven't been found guilty of it." That's how the world works. That's how the law…

Small edit: 2011 Sugar Bowl — not 2011 Super Bowl.

Let's not give this asshole even an ounce more credit than he deserves.

Karma.

It's gonna continue to bite Barca in the ass — not for selling David Villa (or Thiago), but for wearing those abhorrent uniforms.

Let's give the NYT at least a little credit here.

In Dowd's first draft, she used the very same quote to suggest that McCray was still a student and that Quinn consistently forgot to pick her up from school. Just look:

Well, I am a woman . . . at a young age . . . and after school . . . she's not accessible . . . .…

(1) You've been pleased with the way KSE has handled the Avs? So you're the one! I've been curious about who the not-yet-unsatisfied fan is. (Maybe Sakic and Roy will turn things around. One can dream.)

(2) I once tried to separate ownership incompetence from front-office incompetence. It turned out to be easier…

So, again, Rand Paul?

So they're going to make David Seaman greet people at the door?

(Kidding aside, you're surely right that the lowball strategy doesn't work when there's high-paying competition. But it's not just about FAs, is it? The Kroenkes have been awful at pretty much everything — and whatever exception the Nuggets once were,…

Do you think he's trying to be this awful, or does it just come naturally to him?

Sad but true.

Any hope he'll buy the Yankees?

A question, Greg:

Is Stan Kroenke the worst owner in professional sports ever, or a diabolical genius trying to ruin franchises in four sports simultaneously?

You mean a white woman like Morgan Freeman?

We can dream, can't we?

Bill Clinton was the first black president.

Barack Obama is the first female president.

I wonder who the first black female president will be.

My bet: Rand Paul.

The only thing we have to fear...