Did you omit David Regis on purpose?

And yet they didn't say a word when Bjork moved to Brooklyn . . . .

It's amazing how much she looks like her sister, Leann.

He isn't?!?

You don't have to tell me that. Trust me.

I hope you're in a better, safer, and saner place now.

Werner Herzog smells a sequel!

But I thought the lesson of the summer was that vigilantism is no problem at all . . . .

(Great piece, Kate.)

I don't like your dad.

Did Ariel ever call the cops, by the way?

Man.

Somebody is going to be in trouble when his dad gets out of jail . . . .

(1) Yes. You win. In my head too!

(2) No. Don't buy. One win per day, I believe.

I'll try to get another one out there by the end of the day.

Hope things turn for the better soon. Big internet hug headed your way. And I'm happy to make whatever you'd like for dinner, though I'll have to swing by the market on the way wherever I'm going . . . .

Who is your biggest academic / intellectual influence?

(Please don't say David Brooks.)

I read recently that Cumulus, some mega-radio entity, is about to cut ties with Rush Limbaugh. I'll believe it when it happens, but still: Cumulus against Limbaugh. Sort of appropriate, no?

Almost diabolically clever, I'd say.

And don't forget that they're also both very into JT LeRoy these days . . . .

(Yikes. No good. Anything I can do to help? You've got a friend here if you need one.)

So if you don't like Justin Bieber, are you a climate change denier?

Maybe!

But isn't that just the sort of thing one person with two identities would say — like RuPaul talking about what a hunk Andre Charles is? Just sayin'.

(You well, Fluter?)

Has anyone ever seen Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber in the same place before?

Great stuff, as always, Alex.

Thanks to you and Tommy for doing this.

Now the bear probably feels excluded and will never come back.

In Obama's other hand?

A static-electricity-filled balloon.