I'm so happy for you!

But a question: I have an ability to reach the masses? Can you tell me what it is?

[Redacted because dumb.]

I wish you both the best!

Or something indeed!

You are wise.

Does this count as a "kilt"?

True.

And don't worry. I won't break up with Senator Warren. I'll stay with her no matter what, if only for the good of the nation.

Don't tell.

It's better that way.

Hmm.

I'm not sure about that.

I Know-Nothing dated Lindsay Lohan for a while, but it stopped working for me and I broke up with her. Just look at her since . . . .

Long-Distance relationships may be good.

But No-Knowledge relationships are even better!

I've been dating Eva Mendes, Ryan Gosling, and Elizabeth Warren for years now. Years. None of them know it, of course, but that hasn't hurt the relationships at all. If anything, Not Knowing only makes our bonds stronger.

Who knew Cody Zeller was such a Taylor Swift fan?

Kim Kardashian is Antonin Scalia's mom?

Holy crap!

Sorry!

Is it true that this is a photo of a young Antonin Scalia?

But even if it returns, shouldn't you avoid eating it?

I mean, won't it be contaminated with all sorts of toxic isotopes and stuff?

You win this round, Mr. S_B.

Hope your cat is okay.

In the post-trip scuffle, credit to the guy in the blue shirt for hiding behind his mom.

And then off to Nicola's Donuts!

I can? I appreciate your faith in me . . . .

So how 'bout a picture of the two of us on our most recent Tampa vacation:

Almond milk with your cereal, I presume? It pays to be selective.

How could anyone disagree?

Just look: