Chief Dodson

Whatever happened to Kari Wuhrer?

You may tell if you wish.

But I think you may be disappointed with the reaction.

I proposed to the rule *against* run-on sentences. I did *not* propose to run-on sentences themselves. (Who has the time?)

So please tell. My grammatical fiance will be very pleased, I think . . .

Is it true that, if this happens, Jason Kidd will come out of retirement and suit-up as a player-coach?

And that they'll sign Juwan Howard to a 4-year deal?

And that the entire team will live in Brighton Beach?

Bad as Dodson is as a "spokesmodel," he's still better than the guy Redskins staff initially supported: Bobby Jindal.

Oh, there goes the Flavor Man. A Timebomb like always.

I know he should Give It Up, but that's Harder Than You Think. Y'all Don't Know his Sickside . . . .

How did I cheat?

I may be guilty of many things, and I may be spreading objectum sexualism before it's "cool," but I don't cheat. No sirree.

I think we might do food stations. Would you be okay with a sushi station, so long as it's far far far removed from the gelato bar?

I heard something about that. Documentary about object sexualism or something.

Goose down, I presume?

It is essential that I be invited!

Just as the Founding Fathers intended.

(My history might be a bit off, but I think Gouverneur Morris *loved* Speed — the movie, not the drug.)

And some people who want to execute them . . . .

Just like people!

Congratulations!

But I see that you've registered for a stacking tumbler set. Doesn't your fiance already have a bunch of those?

Oh, sure.

Make fun now. But this slope really is slippery, and it's not going to stop with animals.

Before you know it, people are going to be marrying buildings, works of art, even rules of grammar.

And I won't be left behind. I just proposed to the Flatiron Building and the rule against run-on sentences. …

The special session starts July 1?

That gives Senator Davis less than a week to prepare, though it also gives us ample time to start the DAVIS FOR GOVERNOR 2014 campaign.

Was the Infractions Committee still wearing their Nike sweatshirts when they submitted their report?

A couple of kudos too to David Boies, standing just in the background wearing the red tie.

He and Ted Olson litigated this case masterfully. Thank you to them . . .

Short version of a long (likely somewhat-idiosyncratic) rant: I think Slate mistakes counterintuition for insight far too often. They *love* love love to take the unexpected position, no matter what and no matter how daft it is. From time to time, they strike gold. But after more than a few years of reading, I…

Did you see Eric Posner's post in Slate today? I'm not keen to pump Slate articles, but . . . .