I know this is a totally crude, insensitive thing to say, but . . . .

That dress makes Kate look pregnant.

Next on his DVR queue?

The movie Heidi . . . .

And explain why that wouldn't work here, Family Law Attorney?

You've dug in so deep on this unhelpful "advising" / "ordering" distinction that you can't tell your ass from your elbow . . .

Frank Luntz?

Look up mandamus. You may learn something. It won't hurt.

Everyone knows you're a family law attorney. You've only said it 25 times today.

You sound like you're trying to channel John Roberts.

What does that mean?

Needs Siracha.

Responsibility and remorse are big factors in the criminal "justice" system, both during the plea process and after. (An example: In lots of places, you can't get parole until you accept responsibility and express remorse for your crime. That's why some folks, like Jeffrey MacDonald, are still in prison. He…

With the woman from Dunkin Donuts?

Honest question: Why is anyone surprised he pled not guilty?

There's no question he did all of these heinous things — and more. I get that. But he's still going to plead not guilty for all sorts of reasons, one of which has to be that any plea "deal" puts him in jail forever anyway. So why not go to trial?

(There…

And the little man looked sharp!

Is this more like what these "critics" were looking for, lyrics and all?

When you say "separation of powers," what do you mean, exactly? I assume you *don't* mean the structural distribution of power among the coordinate branches of government, right?

Did you expect to get fired for that?

Everything?

No joke: There's a lot that's wrong here. In fact, despite what others may have said, "separation of powers" has nothing to do with this. If that woman is indeed a judge, she has ample authority to control what occurs in her courtroom. No, she can't interfere with, say, a lawful arrest going on three…

Why no Adrian Peterson?

Is it on backorder?

I'm sorry you've had to deal with all of that.

Please do take care of yourself!

(And the SFPD is a joke. I'm not exactly sure what they do or where they are, but this story — and yours — are sadly familiar.)

I just hate it when I'm up there, wearing my robe and sitting on the bench, and I just totally forget that I'm a judge!

It's so strange. Sometimes I'll just sit there for hours, taking it all in, fading in and out, like I'm watching television.

Then little kids will come up to me, and I'll play with them for a bit.

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