Maybe she was upset that he hadn't listened to the mix-tapes she'd sent him . . . .

So sinister and yet so naive.

She tries to poison the President AND she thinks he opens his own mail.

Wonder if she thinks he also answers the White House phones . . . .

Lady: your vagina has been served.

Could be worse. They could deploy troops . . .

Excellent stuff, Ryan. Excellent.

True enough, but I'd need a neck brace after that.

But please: No one doubt my commitment to Sparkle Motion!

So is this the place to add a belated "Just Kidding!" to half of my posts?

But why give your clothes to hobos when you could just look like one?!?

(Also: Hobos is one of the truly great words to say, but is it . . . you know . . . out of fashion?)

But now you've got even *more* clothes to get rid of!

May I propose that, instead of going nude, you wear all of your clothes at once?

Like this:

So that's a yes?

Is it painful to be that stupid?

Time and again you've proven yourself to be an idiot and a jackass.

Anyone know anything about Texas trial procedure? Is it possible the judge will set aside the verdict? And, if not, any chance that there will be a saner outcome on appeal?

The clothes . . . they are just so inhibiting.

Sofia Vergara Has a Hard Time Wearing Clothes

Thanks, Ceraunograph. I really appreciate it, and I agree all the way through.

But do you think Landeskog is going to rebound after what seemed like a bad sophomore season? (Full disclosure: I didn't see many games live or at all.) Was it the weight of the "C"? The early head injury? Something else?

And don't get…

One cannot easily diagnose traumatic brain injury by way of a television feed . . .

Seth Jones? Is he the pick? Or do they trade it and draft another 5'10" center with a head injury?

Sakic? Roy? Is this going to work? Or is this just a trip down memory lane that'll end up in the pits?

Gotcha.

But don't waste good gumbo on Stan (or Josh). Not worth it.

As a Gooner, do you think Stan Kroenke is feckless? Greedy? Stupid? Incompetent? Something else? All of the above?

Many thanks, Tom.

Like you (I think), I admire Hollins as a coach but still wonder how folks would adapt in Denver — and who would have to do the adapting. JaVale and the Manimal are many things. But they are not Zach Randolph and Marc Gasol. Could get ugly.

And uglier still if Iggy leaves. Truth be told, I…