I maintain he is the account of one of the staff who likes to troll for fun. How else to explain how he made it permanently out of the grays?

Only someone with poor character traits would have taken the time to write a screed like this.

STICK TO SPROTS

Do you think Duke is better than North Carolina this year?

Agreed. But their seeding wasn’t as bad as Wisconsin, which is legitimately one of the 20 best teams in the country but got an 8 seed.

You missed the part where he (or she) said “always and exclusively”, as in, sure, “Juicy” is a great song, but you’d never have any trouble recollecting a dozen other dope Biggie songs. Now, killer Nicki Minaj verses, on the other hand...

You didn’t include the Wizards? You spent 5,000 words a couple of months ago explaining to us how they were screwed...

You’re the best troll with all this “character” nonsense. I dunno how you slipped permanently out of the grays unless you’re a staff member in disguise.

You sound like a phrenologist. In 2017.

Thanks for the reminder; I keep forgetting that whether a pitcher wins or loses a game is 100% up to the pitcher.

Not to be THAT GUY but Sale has averaged over 200 IP with no serious time missed for the last 5 seasons, so not sure what your concerns with him are other than routine pitcher stuff.

You seem to be confusing the physical presence/effort of doing #1 and #3 with the guiding philosophy that circumscribes them. Jeff Hornacek is the person paid to literally shepherd the team through practices and games, but everything he’s instructing comes from Jackson. If you think coaching means nothing more than…

Things coaches do:

He’s telling his coach what style he wants the players to play and drafting/trading accordingly. The only thing he’s not doing is sitting on the bench during games.

Wut

Are you kidding? Did you hear Ellison basically call voter data analytics nonsense? THAT’S the guy you want in charge of national turnout and recruitment?

I was responding to you, not to everyone else. If you’re that touchy about taking heat for writing something without thinking about it, then I guess I probably don’t want to share a comment section with you anyway. Have fun.

Fewer than Robert Horry, who by your reasoning must therefore have been a better player than Shaq.

Did you consider that he’s a free agent after this year and that the trade deadline came and went before you decided to bless us all with this super insightful take?

“Meh.”