it's not, but it's pretty goddamn good

your Balloon D'or winner, folks

Coutinho is absolutely underrated. The new contract he just signed earns him 90k a week. I know that's a lot, but it's substantially less than a lot of other players in the league that are at a similar level.

#trutherplaycalling

I can't wait til they make beastmode crotch flavored skittles

you'd think somebody would eventually teach Sir Alex how to properly chew gum

for as effective as Arsenal was at getting 3 points on the road, it still looked decidedly mediocre at best after having watched Chelsea's performance (and I hate Chelsea)

then stop buying shitty beer

game started at 10pm for some awful reason

ugh...you should know to neville make a joke like that

This is just like those old nostalgic black and white videos we watch of our parents, back when they were crazy in love.

nice clickbait Diana - as a "journalist" yourself one would think you had an appreciation for narrative and the art of storytelling, especially in a way that is new to the general population. keep collecting those gawker paychecks

International Beard of the Decade

that's so good it makes me want to give you a little kiss

Paul Carr blew my mind Paul Carr blew my mind

dude can write

don't you mean Wong?

Dad is great - He give us dat choklat kake