In the golden age of music videos, Madonna's Like a Prayer was an absolute standout (and also one of her best songs).

Kate no, you can do better.

That goon who keeps trying to get his hands on Sofia Vergara’s embryos can be his new best friend.

She’s Jutsin Bibeer’s wife.

Why does she need to smile?

I talked to my mom earlier about this, she will always be best remembered as Jessica Tate.

Oh gods! Katherine Helmond is gone? Sad day indeed!

Yeah, using a defamation lawsuit to gossip like an old lady under the dryer at a beauty shop is pretty fucking rich. 

God I dislike Khloe Kardashian so fucking much. Woman, you are THIRTY FOUR FUCKING YEARS OLD. Take this mess off of Twitter and grow the fuck up. Also, this cracked me up.

YES. I know women like that. They get a thrill from the brushes against the forbidden. I’ve seen it play out. No one here is absolved. I know that sitting on the armchair’s arm right next to someone FEELS sexual and flirty. So I sit somewhere else. Or I stand.

I’m all for laying more blame on the men in these situations, but I don’t think that absolves the women. It seems like she probably did get a little too flirty, and a little too close (I don’t by the “I draped my legs over his because of space issues” bullshit), and he took it a step further. There’s plenty of blame…

Duke of Providence, maybe? Which could be the name of a dive bar in Rhode Island which is a better fit than French aristocracy. 

“Duke of Provence”

Ugh. Did you have to use the word “thrusting” re: Bezos and Sanchez and their relationship? Well done- I'm no longer hungry.

Uncomfortable truth: famous people really seem to love Gwyneth Paltrow.

Nobody. 

That’s an interesting scenario to ponder: if you were invited to the baby shower, what would you bring? Has any member of the royal family ever had one?

Now I’m visualizing Nat King Cole singing

Maybe she hates baby showers.