spanieldaylewis
SpanielDayLewis
spanieldaylewis

I don’t even understand what the implied play is. Summer 2019 is not election season. Whose election would it be boosting even if summer 2019 was election season? Her mother’s? Hers? Are we really trying to argue that having a new baby is an asset to a female politician? If Hillary we think 3 grandbabies is what it

Uh I've got nothing. Summer 2019, so timed to baseball season?

What about the timing is significant?

“Are these celebrities dating?”

keanu is my all time forever #1 celeb crush and not having an image of this costume is gonna give me a fucking anxiety attack

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Is Nick Cannon channelling Gloria Fucking Swanson? (Or does he wear turbans all the time to hide a receding hairline?)

I finally got Roku over winter break, and when faced with hundreds of channels and multiple streaming providers, the first thing my husband and I watched was 3 episodes of Golden Girls. Followed by the Suge Knight documentary?

Golide Hawn is Kate Hudson’s mother????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

So what you are saying is you want to have sex with Chris Christie. Interesting

I’m waiting for realistic artificial fish! I forced myself to start eating fish in my twenties so I would have an easier time when traveling (and I do love it now). It would be nice to have some vegetarian sushi that’s close to the real thing, especially varieties that are being overfished :).

If I can’t taste the soul, I ain’t interested.

You know it. With both gusto and discretion, your audience will be entertained without NBC Universal or Comcast Inc ever having any fear of civil litigation. If forty+ years in Hollywood have given me an abundance of anecdotes and history, they'd have taught me nothing if not when to be vague.

My new ambition in life is to fail so much at my job that they’ll give me $69 million to go away

No. You don’t share your boyfriend’s dick pics with your friends. I don't care how close friends you are, you just don't. That's weird on so many levels.

I don’t understand. Why do we care exactly what Bezos was texting to his girlfriend? There’s nothing illegal happening, is there? He’s not a giant hypocrite talking about family values and then screwing teenagers, is he? So why do I give a shit?

I have so many coworkers from countries where people follow a vegan/vegetarian diet because of culture or religion.  They are tall and short, and thin , and not thin. Just because an avocado is a “healthy” fat, it still has fat along with nutrients, and if you eat too many, you will gain weight.

I’m with Bezos on this one. I think it’s sweet, it expresses deep passion and emotion and isn’t really about sex, it is about love. He’s offering to caress her and stare deeply into her eyes. I mean, he is married so that part is gross, but you’re not criticizing that. You are conflating romantic texts with sexts an

Both my boobs COULD NOT BELIEVE Rosebud was his sled!

Are we sure the Bezos thing isn’t just a two-day ship?