British cooking has improved by leaps and bounds over the past 30+ years. The bad food stereotype isn’t valid anymore.

Does anyone in their right mind read Samantha’s side of things and think, “Oh, that poor woman! Meghan has been so unkind!”? What a shameless, short-sighted, embarrassment. Every quote is another hash mark in the “No Wonder” column.

I feel like I could handle either the Princess Training OR the shitty family, but not both. You’ve gotta have at least one grounding influence.  Unless being a royal is her way of distancing herself from the shitty family, and then more power to her.

I still it bad that I am SO FUCKING HPPY her shitty family is on the white side? With all the racist bs floating around it would have been even uglier.

Mr. Markle will be awakened a couple of day from now by the sounds of helicopter rotors. He wanders over to where the helicopter has touched down near his house, wondering what’s going on. The door opens and the pilot steps out, takes off his helmet, and it’s Prince Harry in person! He holds out his hand and says,…

*honour

They should get America’s favorite dad as stand in one Mr. Tom Hanks.

No wonder Meghan knows her way around royalty. Her dad is a fucking drama queen.

Concern over my family embarrassing me is the only reason I never married into royalty.

I’ve always wanted that too. But no matter how I try I can’t get the basketball to spin properly on my finger.

No mention of Margot Kidder’s death? RIP, the definitive Lois Lane.

I would love to be a globe-trotting anything.

I think that’s the part that blows me away- a lot of it is just straight-up explaining a thing that happens, in very literal terms. I feel like I was laughing half of the time because I was going, “People think this is just a joke! It’s just fucking REALITY!”

Oh, did Roseanne talk about being an Asian woman fucking her white husband? I must have missed that one.

Yes, and I understand it, Rita Ora originally said this song was inspired by Katy Perry’s [problematic] song. It was only after the backlash that she claimed it was based on her personal experience of bisexuality, which comes across as a bit cynical.

I....just...bravo.

I’m so sorry. I’m a recent widow to cancer, but no children. I can’t imagine the added deep, horrid challenge of having children involved. All I can say is follow her lead. Everyone’s grief is unique and different. But if she wants to talk about him, talk about him like he’s active and impactful in every moment of her…