Her Twitter is hot gibberish.

Amateur.

Maybe Brad Pitt is vacuuming her home for her?

This is exactly what I came here to say! Also, just like McDonalds, if Starbucks said no more straws they would lose exactly zero customers.

I miss the Obamas so much.

All the Corgis! I met the cutest Corgi pupper yesterday at Crissy Field. My old lady dog was trying to mount him. She’s a funny dom like that. He was soooo cute. I love a good corg butt! :)

Ahem - the greatest star?

And yet — true gender equality will have arrived when a woman with a face as odd as Adam Driver’s is a big star who garners leading-lady type roles.

Yup and if you want to pretend shapewear and ripped up Matrix sweaters make you an amazing designer that’s your awesome new idea.

That’s not surprising to me since I get why people like Cardi but I don’t get why Fallon is still a thing.

Stereogum’s headline about the Bernie Sanders/Cardi B tweets:

Yes, Kevin Spacey’s leaving House of Cards elicited mixed emotions in me as well.

I’m just gonna sit here stunned that Bernie knows who Cardi B even is.

At the risk of repeating myself from last week

No.

Just did the math and Leo’s latest model friend was born the year Titanic came out.

Anytime I feel sorry for myself, I just need to remember that at least I am not @IGGYTODAY or @IADaily.

For some reason I thought it was about Iggy Pop