Missing stuffed animals are nothing to scoff at. I had a stuffed white polar bear (he was stuffed with softer beanie baby type stuffing rather than fiber fil) when I was 7 and it was the most awesome cuddle buddy right up into my difficult high school years. He went “missing” one day and it was devastating. I found…

Okay then. Jay-z gets gets a second point in my Book of Hova. First was the outstanding: Vol 2: Hard Knock Life and this. That’s it.

No fucking kidding. How about instead of bashing her for climbing herself out of the pits of hell, we fucking congratulate her for coming out on top.

I pretty sure Hoover sucks...

No snark, but I honestly don’t know why this would be shocking. The same culture that teaches men to hate women also teaches women to hate women.

Marginalized persons will identify with the system that oppresses them to be above fellow victims of said system.

+1, thank you for this purl

It’s obvious that invite wasn’t real. It isn’t using the Oxford comma for heaven’s sake.

I do not apologize.

Q. How did Courtney Love beat Coffeehouse security?

it’s total BitGhazi.

Diaz/Applegate subtext:

As a recovering alcoholic, I see a lot of the signs of a classic alcoholic mindset in Ben Affleck. It makes me sad for him. There’s always a sense that you’re not good enough. No accolade, no pleasure, no profit is ever enough to fill the hole inside, so you just keep seeking out that new job, or new award, or new…

There’s a small piece of me that’s always delighted to see the Reader addressed. “Reader, I married him.” is hands down one of the most iconic phrases in literature IMO. It just makes my heart happy every time I think about it.

But have you ever fucked a pancake. Tell the truth!

I’m really glad to hear that about John Goodman.

100 pounds in a year is only two pounds per week. I realize it’s hard to maintain even that level of weight loss consistently over a long period of time, but I don’t think starvation is the only way someone could pull that off. Being a picky eater in prison and having less access to snacks between meals can create a…

SHUT UP—he is a good and moral Christian who, yes, cheated on his third wife (who’d recently given birth to their child) and had the other woman threatened and paid off. And who’s discussing reinstating a domestic abuser in his cabinet. But don’t try your cognitive dissonance with me! LALALALALALALA.

What do you mean, the — oh, let’s not get into this.

Given that Trump owes his election to low-information voters, Barr’s ignorance on the substance of his actions is pretty appropriate!